Yet another great twitter convo



whenever you buy food you are making the conscious decision to turn your money into poop


why don’t any of you guys talk to me ever :-( :-( :-(

04/22/14  (+1)  


—Netflix would be by far the best dating site. “Here are 9 other singles in your area who have also watched Breaking Bad for 12 straight hours”


three things i’ll say in awkward situations:

  • hahahahah
  • omg
  • idk

The biggest moments of insecurity come when all self-confidence is lost and you feel like people are watching and judging. It should be the opposite. You should feel like the people who are watching care about you. This is something we can try to give each other - the feeling that eyes signal support, not disdain


overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them